does that mean that I too smell like old shoes drenched in urine?

I really need this.

… reading all of your blogs when you get back from a long vacation?  I’m pretty scared about it, actually.  I’ll bet I’ll have 2,000 unread posts, and there is no way I’ll be able to read them all in a reasonable amount of time.

Weirdos, that’s who.

That’s right.  Emma Watson, the actress that plays Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter films, is 18.  I’ve waited for this day for a long time.

Now I just need to figure out a way to meet her and bag her Borat-style — traditional Kazakhi-style.

… the North American Man/Boy Love Association, otherwise known as NAMBLA, actually exists.

http://www.nambla.org/

You can signup here.

Q: Who could be responsible for the deplorable shooting at the Northwest Folklife Festival?

A: No telling yet, but you can be damn sure it wasn’t any of the folks who were wearing hemp, sporting henna tattoos, or “feeling the earth riddim” in drum circles.  So that leaves it to someone who: 1) should not be at Folklife; 2) could care less about a free Tibet; 3) is most likely not from Seattle.

… spell god with a lowercase ‘g?’  Did I just offend someone?

… biker pants are tight to reduce the amount of chafing during a ride.  They have ass pads for obvious reasons.  You don’t wear underwear under them.  I guess they’re kind of like a wetsuit.

Given the growing popularity of conserving natural resources, and the ol’ truism that “yellow is mellow”; does it follow that not flushing after using public lavatories is a socially acceptable and ecologically mindful thing to do?

Or is it just an excuse to not wash hands after using the facilities?